I think I pissed off a Canuck

July 12th, 2007 § 0 comments § permalink

Information for levork.org from Google Webmaster tools, since I’m a stats junkie:

All searches: (Canada) google.ca

Top search queries Average top position
1. julian fong 1
2. julian fong is stupid 1
3. julian fong is gay 2

Huh. I must have been very bad to someone in Canada lately. I have no idea how or who. It’s not like I’ve been back there for a while, and furthermore won’t be back any time soon since Ottawa’s had my passport in limbo since May due to a huge backlog on renewals (thanks American government for changing passport requirements!). Anyways, fellow annoyed Canadian: can I apologise? Buy you a beer?

Beer, Donuts, and Art

August 23rd, 2004 § 0 comments § permalink

On Canadian headlines, theft of a beer truck outranks theft of famous artwork.

Roz, at Timmy Ho’s yesterday, contemplating her third donut and reflecting on conversations from the previous evening’s family dinner: “Mom should just give up and say that her children’s only notable accomplishments include being able to eat a dozen donuts at one sitting.”

Yes, we all still like Tim Horton’s, even after Aunt Ling reminded us at the aforementioned dinner that they’re now baked and reheated, and no longer fried on premises (more opinions from an Australian web site of all places).

Gotta love my country, even when whining about the lack of Olympic medals is becoming our national sport.

Instant messaging between Canadians

April 22nd, 2003 § 0 comments § permalink

Manh says: watch the cbc no
Julian says: watching fubar
Manh says: trust me…cbc now and u won’t be disappointed
Julian says: what the hell is this??
Manh says: gordon lightfoot live!
Julian says: NOOOOO
Manh says: oh yeah!
Manh says: it’s like watch a huron christmas carol all over again
Julian says: dude, this conversation is going on my web site
Manh says: what?
Julian says: you heard me. i can’t believe you’re watching this shit
Manh says: he’s a national treasure
Manh says: him and stompin’ tom
Julian says: has he sung edmund fitzgerald yet?
Manh says: remember stompin’ tom…patatas like tamatas and tamatas like patatas
Manh says: yes 2 songs ago…yarmouth castle should be coming up soon
Julian says: dear god.

Around 10 PM: CANUCKS WIN!

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