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Top search queries Average top position
1. julian fong 1
2. julian fong is stupid 1
3. julian fong is gay 2

Huh. I must have been very bad to someone in Canada lately. I have no idea how or who. It’s not like I’ve been back there for a while, and furthermore won’t be back any time soon since Ottawa’s had my passport in limbo since May due to a huge backlog on renewals (thanks American government for changing passport requirements!). Anyways, fellow annoyed Canadian: can I apologise? Buy you a beer?

Manh says: watch the cbc no
Julian says: watching fubar
Manh says: trust me…cbc now and u won’t be disappointed
Julian says: what the hell is this??
Manh says: gordon lightfoot live!
Julian says: NOOOOO
Manh says: oh yeah!
Manh says: it’s like watch a huron christmas carol all over again
Julian says: dude, this conversation is going on my web site
Manh says: what?
Julian says: you heard me. i can’t believe you’re watching this shit
Manh says: he’s a national treasure
Manh says: him and stompin’ tom
Julian says: has he sung edmund fitzgerald yet?
Manh says: remember stompin’ tom…patatas like tamatas and tamatas like patatas
Manh says: yes 2 songs ago…yarmouth castle should be coming up soon
Julian says: dear god.

Around 10 PM: CANUCKS WIN!

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