I’m fluish and cranky, so I just have one thing to say: for all of you bastards who arrive at this web site via google searches for the word “crack” (currently the most popular query word by far in my referrer logs) - I hope y’all break your legs in multiple freak yachting accidents.

God, I’m so sick I can’t even come up with an original curse. Reza put that charmer in a Christmas card, many years ago, when I gave all of my fellow music camp classmates a card that year, save him. Hey, he was out of town. Sheesh.